Artery: The study of paintings
Bacteria: The back door of a cafeteria
Barium: What you do when CPR fails
Bowel: Letters like a, e, i, o, and u
Cat Scan: Searching for your kitty
Cauterize: Make eye contact with her
Cesarean Section: A district on Rome
Colic: A sheep dog
Coma: A punctuation mark
Congenital: Friendly
D & C: Where Washington is
Dilate: To live longer
Enema: Not a friend
Fester: Quicker
G.I. Series: Baseball games between teams of soldiers
Hang nail: a coat hook
Impotent: Distinguished, well-known
Labor pain: Getting hurt at work
Morbid: A higher offer
Medical Staff: A doctor's cane
Nitrate: Lower than the day rate
Node: Was aware of
Out Patient: A patient who has fainted
Pap Smear: A test for fatherhood
Pelvis: Cousin to Elvis
Post Operative: A letter carrier
Protein: In favor of young people
Recovery Room: A place to do upholstery
Rectum: Dang near killed him
Seizure: Roman Emperor
Tablet: A small table
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport
Tumor: More than one
Urine: Opposite of you're out
Varicose Veins: Veins which are very close together
Vein: Conceited
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